Sudden Upside-Down Syndrome (SUDS)

Uncle Sam wants you ...


... to feel as though you're right-side up ...


... and to think that everything is fine ...


... except of course we just got attacked ...


... so everything is not fine ...


... but everything will be fine ...


... if you can just keep ...


... your feet on the rug ...


... while it's being pulled out ...


... from under you, without noticing ...


... that everything ...


... is being turned upside down ...


... but it's OK ... in fact it's perfect ...


... for the Patriotic COG Planners!!