Tailgate Party: A Winter Festival of Stupid Music

We're this close!

You're doing great! We're almost there.

You've learned an unimpressive list of irrelevant details. You've achieved a rare cloudiness of so-called vision. You know about some of the hopeless losers who have brought us here and some of the feckless fools who have been trying to keep us here. They're failing, you know. You're proof of that.

In short, you now know all there is to know about 9/11.

You're prepared to explain it carelessly to your friends -- the people you hate the most -- so they can misunderstand it as clearly as you do. And you hope that they will explain it carelessly to their friends -- the people they hate the most -- and so on. But not yet!

First you need to sit back and relax.

That's better.

And now, before you go on your way, my friend, please enjoy some really stupid music with me.

Listen: Bruce Cockburn: Let The Bad Air Out


Traitors in high places take my money, tell me lies
Take a walk past Parliament, it smells like something died
They ask for trust, but somehow I've got serious doubts
Open up the window, let the bad air out



Listen: Phil Manzanera / 801: Listen Now


Is it any wonder you've got no power
When you pay a thief to keep it for you?
Is it a surprise that your wine is sour
When you let a liar choose the brew he pours you?
Talk on the wire about force and choice
It's uncomfortable to raise your voice



Listen: King Crimson: Easy Money


And I thought my heart would break
When you doubled up the stake
With your fingers all a-shake
You could never tell a winner from a snake



Listen: Bill Nelson / Be Bop Deluxe: Life In The Air Age


Life in the air age
It's grim enough to make the robot cry



Listen: Phil Manzanera / 801: Law And Order


The plans they've got for you are clear
So clеar
You're not so sure
You want that cure
And thosе who tried to tell you
About the shit that's going down
Are found out on the moor



Listen: The Clash: Clampdown


We will teach our twisted speech
To the young believers
We will train our blue-eyed men
To be young believers



Listen: Bill Nelson / Be Bop Deluxe: Modern Music (suite)


When you're lonely and you're far away
When those blue guitars begin to play
Please don't let them steal your heart away



Listen: Bruce Cockburn: Call It Democracy


Kill the best and buy the rest
It's just spend a buck to make a buck
You don't really give a flying fuck
About the people in misery



Listen: Peter Hammill: The Future Now


I want the future now
I'm young, and it's my right.
I want a reason to be proud.
I want to see the light.



Listen: The (English) Beat: Two Swords


Two swords slashing at each other
only sharpen one another
and in the long run even he's your brother
even though the boy's a Nazi



Listen: Peter Hammill: Mediaeval


if we don't open our eyes pretty soon
then the Dark Ages'll be here to stay.



Listen: Alvin Lee / Ten Years After: I'd Love To Change The World


black and white
rich and poor
them and us
we'll stop the war!



Listen: Peter Hammill: Nadir's Big Chance


We're more than mere morons, perpetually conned,
so come on everybody, smash the system with the song.

and the forests will echo with laughter


Yossarian salutes the (still unidentified) 9/11 Perpetrators,
and the Patriotic COG Planners, too. But I repeat myself.