A Deranged Yet Totally Factual Account Compiled Without the Benefit of Any Research Whatsoever by Some Clown on the Internet
Prologue: Endless Robotic Singing Pays Big Dividends
The Congressional Choir loves you.
Caution!
This whole dismal 9/11 thing is complicated and boring,
even when it's carelessly explained with an unimpressive
list of irrelevant details and a rare cloudiness of so-called
vision. That's why it doesn't make any sense to learn about it.
Nobody believes any of the following. But that
doesn't matter because it's all true, or at least some of
it might be.
Too Horrible to Contemplate
For those of us who remember September
11th, 2001, the events of the day seemed too horrible to
contemplate and the future suddenly appeared ominous.
But with the sober perspective that comes from two decades
of keen hindsight, we're bound to admit that things could
have turned out much worse than they did, in more ways than
we can count.
Spectacularly Blessed
Relatively few of us realize it, but
we have been spectacularly blessed by countless events that
either happened or didn't happen, before, during, or after
that horrible day.
Our timely lucky breaks
have been so numerous and so varied that we can only touch
on a few of them in a demented little series such as this.
Incomplete but Sufficient
Therefore, rather than trying to provide a comprehensive
list of all the lucky circumstances that have led us to
the glorious situation we now enjoy, I have selected a small
subset, admittedly incomplete but certainly sufficient to
hint at the enormous scope of our collective good fortune.
In short, our endless robotic singing
of "God Bless America" appears to have paid big dividends.
if there's
a smile on my face
It's only there trying to fool
the public
But when it comes down to fooling you
Now honey, that's quite a different subject
...
Don't let my glad expression
Give you the
wrong impression
Don't let this smile I wear
Make
you think that I don't care
