I don't need no doctor
'Cause I know what's ailing me
I don't need no doctor
'Cause I know what's ailing me
All I need is my baby
You don't know I'm in misery
I don't need no doctor
I don't need no doctor
I don't need no doctor
My prescription tells me that
I don't need no doctor
My prescription tells me that
All I need is my baby
You don't know I'm in misery
I don't need no doctor
I don't need no doctor
I don't need no doctor
I don't need no doctor
Well the doctor said I need rest
He put me on the critical list
Keeping me safe from harm
All I need is her sweet charm
He gave me a medicated lotion
but it didn't soothe my emotion
I don't need no doctor
I don't need no doctor
I don't need no doctor
I don't need no doctor
I don't need no doctor
I don't need no doctor
I don't need no doctor
I don't need no doctor
A Deranged Yet Totally Factual Account
Compiled Without the Benefit of Any Research Whatsoever
by Some Clown on the Internet